Ode To Swanwick
I’m bombarded by signs:
Queue, caution! 40mph (chance would be a fine thing!)
Congestion, slow down (how can you slow down from a full stop?)
Congestion, use the hard shoulder!
Use hard shoulder only for Junction 16
Congestion, use the hard shoulder!
60; no, 50; no, 60; no, 40; national speed limit.
Sun, clouds, black clouds, spots of rain, pouring rain, blue sky, sun
Caravans, lorries, more caravans, camper vans – and did I mention the caravans? TRAFFIC!
5 hours to drive less than 200 miles.
To Swanwick, with a smile, because you’re totally worth it!
